Funny conversations from the past few weeks

When asked how their new english teachers were (two Australian medical students who volunteered)
Resident: Nayang has palpitations.
Libby: Oh really?
R: Yes, because the new English teachers are very beautiful. He has sinus tachycardia.
Next week: L: Nayang, do you have tachycardia again?
Nayang: No, I premedicated with propranolol.

After a second new english teacher:
L: How do you like your new english teacher?
R: She is big and strong, like a man (Makes body building pose with arms)
L: Please don’t tell her that. . .

Thai Doctor, explaining how the university has only one staff dermatologist: “We say that dermatologists are a mystery. We train them and then they disappear.”